Intermission: A Revision to the Verb 'To Bof'

Trevor and I recently revised the verb 'to bof'; it now follows more of a mettre pattern.

BOFFRE
pp. bof
je bofs
tu bofs
il/elle/on bof
nous boffons
vous boffez
ils/elles boffent

I shall be submitting this to the Académie Française for inclusion in their constantly-updated dictionary... :-P