Back in the States: A Few Firsts

First purchase with American money: Wendy's Homestyle Chicken Wrap
First drink/food: Starbuck's tall Mocha Frappucino
First candy: Twizzlers Rainbow Twist
First thoughts:
1) Why's it so bloody hot?
2) What terminal should I be in?
3) I'm not 21.
4) When did they start putting caloric intake on the menu?
5) XXL-size soft drink cups? No wonder...