You Know You're Back in America When

1) There's a giant American flag greeting you.
2) The 'other language' is no longer English or French but rather Chinese or Spanish.
3) The money doesn't look as pretty.
4) Most men keep their walets in their back pockets rather than in a bag.
5) Shoes are no longer as pointy at the toes.
6) When doing your mental math while shopping, you get up to the register and are surprised that you forgot to include tax.
7) The tip is not included in the total price of the meal.

[A continuing work in progress]